Oh shiiiiiit...

BIRTHDAY

NOT DRUNK AT ALL

So, I just watched Dead Leaves.

Was that… did I watch that on purpose?

astral-nexus:

thinkdream-love:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3188236

Most accurate visual representation of psychedelics I’ve ever fucking seen.

Oh my god, this is my friend Chelsea :D

So, guess what handsome bunch of cunts got selected as the official front pagers of the Bang Face Boat Rave?

So, you might not have guessed but tomorrow I got some bad news after heavy drinking.

How the fuck can this happen? Fuck this. Fuck everything ever, I hope all your quotes win you a fucking award.

Today, I discovered that the most tragic thing I’ve ever heard of had the most tragic possible conclusion. I have fucking lost faith.

Just heard Molly’s laughter from upstairs. X-Men must be getting intense.

I watched Cloud Atlas last night. It was probably the best book to film adaptation I’ve seen since Lord of the Rings. The casting was perfect, almost all the characters looked exactly the way I’d imagined them and they were all acted sublimely. It didn’t cut corners, but it condensed where it had to.

My Boromir was on in full force. I cried so hard that I laughed and then burped. Apparently. I was pretty drunk.

Well, I sure hope everyone likes this fucking soup because I forgot how many fucking lentils to put in it and now we have about eighty fucking bowls.

Well, I sure hope everyone likes this fucking soup because I forgot how many fucking lentils to put in it and now we have about eighty fucking bowls.